The Republic of Nickyuwu 133 is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 165 million Nickyuwu 133ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.3%.
The Nickyuwu 133ian economy, worth 7.75 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,970 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, and the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nickyuwu 133's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Nickyuwu 133 is ranked 96,632nd in the world and 2,350th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 15.41 flags saluted per person per day.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 133, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 133, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 133, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 133, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 133, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 133, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 133, surgeons walk out of theatres more often than prima donna actors.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 133, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 133, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Nickyuwu 133, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market.
